Reality? Wha?

Seeds of Learning will now have it's own reality programming, thanks to the BBC.
Yesterday Joyce recieved the camera, which Adora will be using to give BBC documentary makers insight into the life of a young miscreant. I mean writer.
If a certain teacher can overcome her propensity for 'technical difficulties' we will film the second half of today's lesson. Our show will probably lack some of the sensationalism one tends to associate with reality programming, and producers are having difficulty coming up with catchy teasers. Student tries to eat in class! Student gets A on vocabulary quiz! Student attempt to use foul language on class blog! Maybe we need something to give it that suspenseful, competitive edge....A sort of academic 'last man standing', with students getting thrown into fear factor situations for minor infractions...The best behaved student would receive some sort of cash prize. A teacher can dream......