Wednesday, April 19, 2006

hoot

Warl
Werewolf Assessment of Retarded Learning

1 Did you know that 100% of evergreen trees are green?
Evergreen trees stay green all year, and they don’t even lose their leaves! Evergreens are everywhere. They are in parks, playgrounds, backyards, and sometimes even in Nursery’s!

2 Did you know that Evergreen trees give you oxygen to breathe? Actually, all trees do, but Evergreen trees give you the most! That is why most people do not cut down Evergreen trees, unless they want to.

3 Evergreen trees can be found almost everywhere! Did you know that they are the most popular trees in Washington?

4 Most people like evergreen trees very much and buy them to put in their house! Evergreen trees are very beautiful and you should love them!





1. What is the meaning of the word, beautiful, in part 4 of this selection?

(a) smelly
(b) cold
(c) pretty

2. What do you think trees means, from part 2 of this selection?

(a) odd
(b) cute
(c) a type of gigantic plant that has roots and leaves

3. What word do you think best describes this selection?

(a) confusing
(b) great
(c) neat

2 comments:

Seeds of Learning said...

who wrote this incredible thing?

~sfuzzi

Seeds of Learning said...

Hilarious-
-your fearless leader