Friday, April 21, 2006

Violent Vocabulary

Due to her derogatory, vapid speeches Adrianna was thrown from the stage and into the bog. She was, unluckily, lucid enough to continue with her speech, and we all threw a few sharp stones at her. Unfortunately, her blood began to coagulate and soon stopped altogether.

"You are an awful black-hearted jerk!" Adrianna's cat remarked in a derogatory fashion.

Adora plunged down into hell, but she was still completely lucid, and continued with her diatribe. She wanted to marry the devil, but their propinquity caused the archangel Gabriel to slide down a tunnel between the two dimensions to forbid it.

Adora's speech was awfully vapid, and she recieved hisses and boos from the audience.

Because of Adrianna and Adora's propinquity, they fought each other and eventually blew each other up.

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