The Washington Retarded Student Test

Doors
By Mariannananananananananananananan Naananananaanananan

Did you know doors go back and forth? When somebody turns the doorknob and pulls, it opens! Magic! When somebody pushes on the doorknob, it closes! Isn’t it amazing?
Doors go like this because they are on hinges. Hinges need to be oiled. Hinges will creak if they are not oiled. Hinges are made by people out of materials.
Doors are useful in houses. We have them outside of rooms so that we have privacy. We don’t want other people seeing us do secret stuff.
Doors are wonderful. They are useful. Hurray for doors!

1) In this article, the author states we have doors outside of rooms because of what?
o We don’t want cats eating us.
o We don’t want to get out.
o We don’t want people seeing us do secret stuff.
1. In this article, the author states doors are on:
o Hinges
o Cakes
o Fingers
2. In this article, the author states doors go:
o Side to side
o Back and forth
o Tumbling all over the room
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Respectfully yours,
PrinciPAL marYann